Spirit Airlines
Dear Travelers,
I know Spirit gets a bad rap and they may or may not deserve it but let me explain! Why I will get into bed with Spirit Airlines from time to time! Ok maybe not get in bed but with them but I will occasionally dry hump them on the living room couch but only under these conditions...
1. The flight can’t be longer than 2:42 hours and minutes long and that’s a stretch but I’m probably already airport bar tipsy anyway so I can manage that! I’m not going cross country and I’m not leaving the country on the Holy Ghost flight. (Ok, I’m lying I did take them to Colombia, no issues)
2. The big seats have to be available for purchase it’s usually the cost of a checked bag on a regular non thrill flight. So I will hop in one of those only but I won’t hop on those tight no legroom having seats behind me. There isn’t any amount of alcohol that’s going to help me get through that experience.
3. I know how to pack!! Sometimes I swear you guys be doing the most for the gram. I’m doing it for experience. I do pack mad clean underwear though because nana told me you better not ever die with dirty underwear. Basically pack what you’re going to wear and know the baggage policy. It’s usually comparable when you buy in advance.
4. I can always guarantee to catch me a cutie on that Spirit!! But they don’t buy the big seat so I’m just staring and trying to make eye contact... Ladies buy that big seat... I’ll be there
Hey don’t let people travel shame you lol I’ve traveled to over 30 plus countries, I’ve been in business class, basic economy and Spirit... Did I just put Spirit beneath basic economy?
You think Spirit will give me a sponsorship after this post! I’m hopeful.
Love,
Sean
