Fellas If you need a Travel Bae!! Follow My Blueprint LOL
Fellas if you need a travel bae! Just use the AD I used below and change my info and insert yours!!
1. I am a great photographer with my iPhone XR. I will get all the angles. You want the look back at it shot. I can make that happen. You want the fake candid shot. I can do that too. Yes, I will take a picture of the room before I mess it up. Yes, I will take a pic of the food and restaurant. Yes, I'll take pics of the all amenities of a resort or Airbnb . Yes, I will take a picture of you with a landmark in the background....and yes I know it must be right and or I’ll just have to re do it!I’ll even help you with the hashtags. I will choose the best filters and text you all the digital files to your phone..
2. I won’t travel shame you. If you want to hop on a Spirit for a long flight. I won’t judge but I will not join you but I’ll meet you there and be your support system and listening ear about you being charged for water or sitting on those plastic seats. But I’ll also remind you that most people who refuse to fly spirit don’t even pay their bills on time. So hold your head high bae!!
3. We will create amazing memories together. Like face time my mother letting her know you’re bae. So she can stop asking me is there something you need to tell son. Mom I’m good I’m just working on me right now isn’t working.. So you’re travel bae with me and forever bae when we FaceTime Mom..
4. We will have so much fun. We will fumble through google translate together. We will drink, laugh, I’ll drink some more than you. Meet some new friends , I’ll drink a lil more. I’ll engage with the locals and drink some more... I’ll show the locals my hip hop dances to their music with some drinks... But I’ll wake up on time the next morning on time for all the excursions I don’t want to go on but I’ll go with a drink.. I wanna be with the locals lol
5. I’ll let you take advantage of me...Shiddd I wouldn’t even know where to go to tell the authorities... Just know travel sex is great sex but no you can’t violate my out holes because as soon as we get on America soil. I’ll press charges. I promise you..
